funny jokes just for kids
 -Knock knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie who? How we doin' today? -Knock knock! Who's there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl??! -Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it!! -Knock knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Are you a cowboy?! -Knock knock! Who's there? Little ol' lady. Little ol' lady who? Hey, you can yodel? -Knock knock! Who's there? Shemp. Shemp who? No thanks, I just washed my hair! -Knock knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you'd like to hear another Knock Knock joke! -Knock knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? -Knock knock! Who's there? Yugo. Yugo who?Yugo this way, I'll go that way! -Knock knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you very much! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbott ! Abbott who ? Abbott time you answered the door ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... ! 
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ? A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser Q: How does a skunk call home? A: On his smellular phone. Q: What does a duck eat for breakfast? A: Quacker Oatmeal. Q: What does a computer do when it's hungry? A: It eats "chips" one "byte" at a time. Q: What sea animal can be adjusted to play music? A: The tune-a-fish. Q: What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake? A: A milk shake. Q: What did the tie say to the hat? A: "You go on a head and I'll just hang around." Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A: A stamp. Q: How do you find King Arthur in the dark? A: With a knight light. Q: Where does a 600 pound bear sit? A: Anywhere he wants to. Q: Why did the lettuce blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing. Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Because seven eight nine! Q: Where does a cat go when he loses his tail? A: The retail shop. Q: Why do you wear two pairs of pants when you golf? A: Because you may get a "hole in one." Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover? A: A rash of good luck! Q: What do you call a person who stares at the ceiling? A: A ceiling fan! Q: What do you call a cow whose just had a baby? A: Decalfinated. Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A: Because he was looking for Pooh. |
